Dude, your fridge has been taken for the greater good. If one were to come between her luscious smile and rolls upon rolls of fantastic, flabby flesh, they're goners............and perhaps eaten.
She is devoted to making sure it has all the suggested food groups. Or at least enough of the delicious groups to make up for the difference. BECAUSE NUTRITION WORKS THAT WAY.
Been meaning to clean out the fridge eventually. Nice to know someone is taking care of that for me.