I wonder if, more than fat women or muscular women, irony is the main theme of this gallery. Maybe I mainly cater to people with an irony fetish. Which they have ironically.

If you think about it, a fat fetish itself is a fairly underground, indie, obscure, but not TOO obscure sort of fetish to have.

I'm going to start being a hipster about it.

And then I imagine a bunch of hipsters competing not to be a fan of the most obscure band but to have the most obscure fetish.

"I'm only aroused by the moments following when a helium-filled balloon animal...giraffe only, of course, and the balloon has to be a fancy kind with a zebra-stripe pattern because the contrast is part of it...is let go by an albino woman cross-dressing as a Victorian gentleman, and it has to be raining so that each raindrop that strikes the balloon as it tries to rise into the sky thumps against it and slightly alters its upward trajectory."

"Yeah, I used to be into that, but now it only does it for me if the balloon gets struck by lightning at some point in the storm. There's a clips4sale site for it, you probably never heard of it though."

Deep thoughts.

And even though 'hipster', like 'irony', is one of those terms that is overused and misused to the point where it doesn't mean much anymore, and jokes about hipsters have mostly run their course, this one still amuses me:

"Why did the hipster keep burning his mouth?

He ate all his food way before it was cool."

(rimshot)