OBLIGATORY REMINDER:

Remember, folks, "The Royal Appetite" [link] will be emailed out tomorrow night, to everyone who has a preorder, meaning you've got until then to preorder it yourself, netting not only the massive main story, but also a glorious and substantial bonus scene, which has multiple illustrations all its own!

AND REMEMBER, due to my fancy new link right here [link] you can now order these things quick like a bunny, with or without a paypal account. So convenient I'm almost tempted to order it myself just to marvel at the sheer ease of use.

So, yes; time is running out, and if you want to get mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, eye-popping, hyphen-wording expansion glory BLASTED INTO YOUR EMAIL WITH ALL THE POWER OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY, THEN PREORDER! PREORDER LIKE THE WIND!